Pikey's Paradise

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while 

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"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."

- Robin Williams  (via sadfag)

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neoquestll:

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

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"I could start fires with what I feel for you."

- Fires, David Ramirez (via ihatenietzsche)

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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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